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sapphicvevo:

im GAY and FERAL and ROMANTIC. im a triple threat babey!






80sanime:

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clasassist:

Something that makes the Greek gods more relatable is how some of them had messed up childhood and youth

I mean just look at it

Hephaestus was literally thrown out by his own mother for being ugly and his mom never bothered to see if he was okay

As a new born child, the first thing Artemis saw when she came into the world was her mother in pain and suffering Hera’s wrath. A kid had become a midwife to her mother.

Apollo was exiled from his home by his father when he was still a boy and he was subjected to servitude for long time (for killing someone had assaulted his mother)

Ares was given away to be raised by a nymph, he was the despised even by his mother and father

Dionysus was turned mad by Hera and wandered over the earth, his adopted family was destroyed

Like holy fuck dude that’s fucked up





melonmemes:

Me_irl





dunecup:

sasquartz:

briannathestrange:

A real, actual, I-am-not-fucking-lying-to-you-this-truly-happened moment from the Christmas special Rapsittie Street Kids: Believe in Santa

ricky: great-grandma, you always know just what to say!

ricky’s great-grandma: dohuhohohwhehelghuhohokesynohehCHRISTMAS huahhahohoho

I thought of this while i was driving today and almost drove into my mailbox




it-mii:

pancakeruby:

me and my friends dancing to “mr. brightside” 

If this ain’t me




joshpeck:

truly could’ve never guessed the second half of this 5 second video


hilariousgrindr:

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Everyone mourns differently.






web-s:

me vs my problems


noisephilia:

frogmp3:

hornycritical:

In case you haven’t been on Twitter lately the most recent discourse is that a vegan consoled a crying child and gave her money for ice cream, and another vegan made a callout because she didn’t tell the child to buy vegan ice cream.

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i lost it at this reply

the thread fucking rules

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stephen-amell:

I know you’re deflecting by making jokes about how hot you are.


homofied:

spellbookbitch:

inumorph:

sexylibrarian1:

ravingliberal:

c0ffeekitten:

c0ffeekitten:

c0ffeekitten:

c0ffeekitten:

c0ffeekitten:

A concept: mermaids in wheelchairs

Another: shapeshifters with stretch marks

Religious vampires trying to find ways to balance their ideologies with their needs

Sirens learning sign language so they can communicate without enchanting anyone

Disabled fairies who can’t fly pushing for accessibility

Spirits helping save people from fires and other natural disasters because they can access areas too dangerous for the living

Dragons becoming foster parents and providing super safe homes for “hordes” of children until they grow up

Female werewolves with facial hair and body hair not letting anyone make them feel bad about it

Fae snatching children from abusive homes and raising them in safety while the changeling wreaks havoc

Liberated genies using their power to fight for human rights

Witchy cooking shows where witches try to make specific potions or find creative magical solutions to problems

Psychic psychologists and medical doctors who are able to figure out exactly how to help even if their patient is non-verbal, young, or afraid of being honest because they’re with an abuser

Psychic teachers knowing just what to do to help students with learning disabilities

Yes please. 

I just slammed the reblog button so hard my phone broke.

Hell hound service animals

*pounds fist on table* HELL HOUND SERVICE ANIMALS

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legalmenterubia:

boulevard-of-june-30th:

badgirloftheday:

Sophina DeJesus
⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

Hits the Quan, Dab and Whip in Likely Greatest Floor Routine of All Time

Sophina is a Temecula, California native and she scored a
9.925 out of 10.000.

I swear black people will make anything lit

Her passes were on point too! Love this